"' Do you enlist for foreign service?' He snapped. ' Sure,' I replied, ' It will all be foreign to me'" |
"The departure was moist" |
"Hospital apprentice treated me to a shot of Pelham 'Hop'" |
"I feel like a masquerade" |
"This, I thought, was adding insult to injury" |
"Mother kept screaming through the wire about my underwear" |
"A bill from a restaurant for $18.00 worth of past luncheons" |
"He missed the dirty whites, but I will never be the same" |
"Fire Drill" |
"This is designed to give us physical poise" |
"Liberty Party" |
"Of course I played the game no more" |
"She was greatly delighted with the Y. M. C. A." |
"I wasn't so very wrong—just the slight difference between port and present arms" |
"The first thing he did was to mix poor dear grandfather a drink" |
"I was tempted to shoot the cartridge out just to make it lighter" |
"One fourth of the entire Pelham field artillery passed over my body" |
"The procedure, of course, did not go unnoticed" |
"This war is going to put a lot of Chinamen out of business" |
"I stood side-ways, thus decreasing the possible area of danger" |
"I'm a God-fearing sailor man who is doing the best he can to keep clean" |
"I took him around and introduced him to the rest of the dogs and several of the better sort of goats" |
"I resumed my slumber, but not with much comfort" |
"I lost completely something in the neighborhood of 10,000 men" |
"Fogerty came bearing down on me in a cloud of dust" |
"For the most part, however, he sat quietly on my lap and sniffed" |
"I carried all the flour to-day that was raised last year in the southern section of the state of Montana" |
"' Oh,' said Tony, ' I thought this was a restaurant'" |
"I would still remain in a dense fog,' I gasped in a low voice" |
"Buddy' I Came In And 'Buddy' I Go Out" |
Biltmore Oswald And Fogarty |