I guess this is going to be one of the boring things to implement, so be warned.

My friend's mom just freaked out when she learned that she can't "use colorful
symbols as the border of a page" like she used to do in MS Office.

Those things are a bit stupid and in no way professional, but actually quite
often used by people around here(especially girls of all ages)

So basically, what I'd like to see is being able to select a file, that file
being resized into something like 30 pixels in width and copies are placed all
around the page to create a frame.