Fault & assistance

Dear Team,
I have tried using S.O. 8.

!! Why don't you employ me for this work (not pass me off as a crank)!  I 
would tell you how to design it, and would make sure you get the wording 
right and understandable to all, both grammatically and in usage. As a user, 
I now know a good amount re. how it should be... Yes: with my intelligence, 
I would still take into account fellow-users' comments. I would also make 
efforts to see that everything is properly tested, before releasing it for 
pressing... !

I did feel _buyer's remorse_, actually !!

Look at the raft of stupid faults with which StarOffice 8 was released -- on 
disc !! That was too much, and I, for one, can not afford that long download 
of the first, vital Patch.

(Search comes with horrible mistake of English usage: it should be *'Fewer'* 
Options, not 'Less' !!)